Literally? 8-13-2017

 

What happened to SpellCheck? It is there for a reason!

Get your groove on!

Rapping paper: its rhymes are the reason it's so cool this holiday season, yo.

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Literally? 8-5-2017

I don’ know how many of my fellow bloggers are literal people, but I am. Does it scare anybody else how little people seem to use their brain these days?  Is literacy dead?

If you tell me something, I am going to take your words literally. So, if you show me the signs below, don’t be upset when I point out their idiocy in a very sarcastic manner.

Sometimes all I can do is to fall back on my standard reply:

“Really?”

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 34 Pics

Well...given the choices...haha.   (The arrows really just clarify what they meant by the stop sign lol.)

...but how...

FAIL. Uh... But you just said not to...

Soccer Not Allowed

Really?

 

(all pictures from Pinterest and are not my own)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JSW Response 5-14-2017

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“You have an inner serial killer?”

“Yes. Sort of like the Kellogg Killer.”

“Never heard of him.”

“Really?  He was a big thing back in the 90’s.”

“Nope, never heard of him. Who did he kill?”

“Ah… Suzy Frost and her sister Sarah Frost.  Then again, they were both flakes.”

“Really? Anybody else?”

“Lucky Charman.”

“A Mafia boss?”

“He was just a big marshmallow.”

“This sounds pretty serious.”

“Oh yes. It’s been years in the solving.”

“You mean he hadn’t been caught?”

“Not yet.”

“Do you think he’s still around?”

“Oh yes, I saw him at the store the other day.”

“You know who he is and you haven’t told the police!”

“Well, it’s not like I want to rat on myself.”

“Wait….. you’re the Kellogg Killer?”

“Yep,”

“But….”

“I had to quit, you know.”

“Ah… why?”

“Damn Corn Flakes kept getting ground into the carpet.”

 

 

Word Of The Day 5-10-2017

mordacious

mor·da·cious 
Popularity: Bottom 30% of words

Definition

Biting, causing a physical bite or sting; corrosive

sharp or caustic in style or tone.

Prone to biting, aggressive (of an animal etc.).

Sharp in intent, sarcastic


Examples

But with one great and splendid virtue was he endowed in the eyes of the enemies of the House of Borgia — contemporary, and subsequent down to our times — a most profound, unchristian, and mordacious hatred of all Borgias.
The Life of Cesare Borgia

This Tommaso Tommasi, whose real name was Gregorio Leti — and it is under this that such works of his as are reprinted are published nowadays — was a most prolific author of the seventeenth century, who, having turned Calvinist, vented in his writings a mordacious hatred of the Papacy and of the religion from which he had seceded.
The Life of Cesare Borgia

Unable longer to endure the lash of his mordacious wit, Shaynon turned and left them alone on the balcony.
The Day of Days An Extravaganza


Origin

The word ‘mordacious’ comes from Latin ‘mordax’ (“given to biting, corrosive”) + -ious.


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mordacious

http://www.wordnik.com/words/mordacious